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| Title: CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE | |
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DirtyDancer1957
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Date Posted：05/12/2021 1:11 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：10/12/2021 3:39 PMCopy HTML
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DirtyDancer1957
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：10/12/2021 12:26 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：10/12/2021 7:48 AMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：09/12/2021 4:23 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：09/12/2021 12:59 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：09/12/2021 7:54 AMCopy HTML |
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：09/12/2021 6:12 AMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：08/12/2021 4:27 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：08/12/2021 2:40 PMCopy HTML |
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：08/12/2021 12:22 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：08/12/2021 8:20 AMCopy HTML Christmas Joke: There’s A Fly In My ChampagneA multinational company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of Champagne, but on inspection each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly. The Swede asked for new Champagne in the same glass. The Englishman demanded to have new Champagne in a new glass. The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the Champagne. The Russian drank the Champagne, fly and all. The Chinese ate the fly but left the Champagne. The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese. The Italian drank two thirds of the Champagne and then demanded to have a new glass. The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish. |
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：08/12/2021 7:31 AMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：07/12/2021 11:01 PMCopy HTML
Enjoy everyday because life is too short not to xx
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：07/12/2021 3:47 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：07/12/2021 12:52 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：07/12/2021 7:40 AMCopy HTML |
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：07/12/2021 6:09 AMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：06/12/2021 4:15 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：06/12/2021 3:16 PMCopy HTML
Enjoy everyday because life is too short not to xx
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：06/12/2021 12:39 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：06/12/2021 12:11 PMCopy HTML Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must present something relating to or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter asks, 'How do these represent Christmas?' Answer: 'They're Carol's.' |
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：06/12/2021 11:26 AMCopy HTML
Enjoy everyday because life is too short not to xx
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：06/12/2021 7:54 AMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：06/12/2021 7:25 AMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：05/12/2021 3:50 PMCopy HTML LOL...good ones here...xxx |
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：05/12/2021 1:49 PMCopy HTML
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Re：CHRISTMAS FUNNIES HERE Date Posted：05/12/2021 1:18 PMCopy HTML was Christmas, so the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant. “That’s no crime,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?” “Before the store opened,” said the prisoner. |
