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DirtyDancer1957
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Date Posted:02/12/2017 5:59 PMCopy HTML
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Rockymz
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Re:~POST YOUR FUNNIES HERE~ Date Posted:05/12/2017 9:42 AMCopy HTML An old man is in a hospital bed attached to an oxygen tank. His wife comes to visit and asks the doctor how he is doing. The doctor tells her that he is doing better and she could visit him but to limit the conversation because he is still very weak. The wife enters the room and sits on his bed right next to him. “Honey, the doctor told me to tell you to try not to speak because you’re still weak.” The man stills attempts to force out words, but nothing is coming out. The wife says “ Honey, please don’t try to speak, you are weak, what are you trying to say even? Is it that you love me? If it’s that important write it down.” His wife hands him a pen and a piece of paper. She reads the note that he has written, and it says, “Get up! You’re sitting on my oxygen tubes; I can’t breath.” |
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Netty10
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Re:~POST YOUR FUNNIES HERE~ Date Posted:04/12/2017 3:39 PMCopy HTML ![]() |
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Rockymz
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Re:~POST YOUR FUNNIES HERE~ Date Posted:04/12/2017 11:37 AMCopy HTML A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
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DirtyDancer1957
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Re:~POST YOUR FUNNIES HERE~ Date Posted:03/12/2017 7:02 PMCopy HTML
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Re:~POST YOUR FUNNIES HERE~ Date Posted:03/12/2017 5:46 PMCopy HTML This year i am having a Brexit Christmas Dinner..... its like a normal dinner but no Brussells! ![]() |
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Netty10
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Re:~POST YOUR FUNNIES HERE~ Date Posted:03/12/2017 4:15 PMCopy HTML ![]() |