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Date Posted:09/03/2018 9:07 AMCopy HTML

Some cooks have sizzling tempers and get easily steamed.

Feel free to post your's.
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Re:Puns

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   I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
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Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.
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       A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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The poet wrote an ode about a tractor. It was a classic case of man verses machine.
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Date Posted:11/03/2018 4:53 PMCopy HTML

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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Date Posted:11/03/2018 9:27 AMCopy HTML

What do you call a pig in a rickshaw? Pulled pork.
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Date Posted:11/03/2018 6:36 AMCopy HTML

Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter


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   Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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This is some pretty good tapioca. That's one way of pudding it.
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Date Posted:10/03/2018 8:14 AMCopy HTML

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
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Date Posted:10/03/2018 8:13 AMCopy HTML

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
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