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Date Posted：09/03/2018 9:07 AMCopy HTML Some cooks have sizzling tempers and get easily steamed. Feel free to post your's. |
Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：16/02/2023 10:10 AMCopy HTML Why did the Viking buy a boat? There was a sail. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：15/02/2023 9:40 AMCopy HTML I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：12/02/2023 9:35 AMCopy HTML A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：10/02/2023 9:30 AMCopy HTML "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：09/02/2023 9:02 AMCopy HTML Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：08/02/2023 9:04 AMCopy HTML Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：07/02/2023 11:48 AMCopy HTML
. A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：02/02/2023 9:14 AMCopy HTML The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：31/01/2023 11:03 AMCopy HTML The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：25/01/2023 9:29 AMCopy HTML I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：20/01/2023 10:03 AMCopy HTML |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：19/01/2023 10:07 AMCopy HTML I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：18/01/2023 9:34 AMCopy HTML They come from a long line of bakers. They're inbred. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：17/01/2023 10:02 AMCopy HTML So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world! |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：16/01/2023 10:55 AMCopy HTML
The farmer gave his chickens a bushel of feed, but they only took a peck. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：13/01/2023 9:57 AMCopy HTML Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：10/01/2023 9:21 AMCopy HTML Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：07/01/2023 9:04 AMCopy HTML . What do you call a piece of toast at the zoo? Bread in captivity. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：06/01/2023 9:38 AMCopy HTML I did a performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：05/01/2023 11:31 AMCopy HTML . Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：04/01/2023 9:38 AMCopy HTML
When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.' |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：03/01/2023 8:34 AMCopy HTML . What would you call a fish with a missing eye? A fsh, probably. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：02/01/2023 8:47 AMCopy HTML Man walks into a tavern... oh you won’t get it, it’s an Inn joke. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：30/12/2022 7:07 AMCopy HTML
Old-flames are rekindled by a burning desire! |
DirtyDancer1957
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Re：Puns Date Posted：28/12/2022 2:04 AMCopy HTML I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：17/12/2022 9:21 AMCopy HTML I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：14/12/2022 9:45 AMCopy HTML I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：11/12/2022 9:54 AMCopy HTML The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：08/12/2022 9:22 AMCopy HTML "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank. |
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Rockymz
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Re：Puns Date Posted：07/12/2022 9:30 AMCopy HTML Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak |
